1 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:02,150 I got me one now. 2 00:02:32,560 --> 00:02:36,040 The hell is that don't look good 3 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:43,720 Good 4 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,020 on my wall 5 00:03:40,750 --> 00:03:41,750 God damn it. 6 00:03:42,510 --> 00:03:44,570 Always when I'm in the middle of some shit. 7 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,470 Sheriff's department, what? 8 00:03:48,030 --> 00:03:50,670 Sheriff, I saw me a monster today. 9 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:52,190 Oh, is that right? 10 00:03:53,070 --> 00:03:54,029 Yes, sir. 11 00:03:54,030 --> 00:03:55,070 All right, fine. 12 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:57,430 I'll play along, Joanne. 13 00:03:57,930 --> 00:04:00,070 Can you describe the assailant? 14 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:03,910 It was a big, yellow, ugly monster. 15 00:04:05,390 --> 00:04:08,170 Big, yellow... 16 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,000 Monster? A freaking monster. 17 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,459 He was like one of them murder hornets, but done better. 18 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:19,760 Are you kidding me? 19 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:23,820 You know making fake 911 calls is a felony? 20 00:04:26,380 --> 00:04:29,320 I swear to God, I'm nervous on people. 21 00:04:37,980 --> 00:04:39,340 Sheriff's Department, what? 22 00:04:39,880 --> 00:04:40,940 Yes, Sheriff? 23 00:04:41,560 --> 00:04:42,880 Why'd you hang up on me? 24 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:45,860 Yeah, sorry about that. That was an accident. 25 00:04:46,460 --> 00:04:48,860 There is a giant wasp out there. 26 00:04:50,780 --> 00:04:52,140 Jesus Christ. 27 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:53,940 Send help, Sheriff. 28 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,420 Yeah, no. 29 00:04:57,700 --> 00:05:00,640 Yeah, I'll send one of my deputies out there. 30 00:05:01,020 --> 00:05:03,600 God damn, must be something in the fucking water. 31 00:05:04,260 --> 00:05:05,400 What did you say? 32 00:05:05,760 --> 00:05:07,200 You didn't say something to me. 33 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,700 No, ma 'am, I didn't say anything to you. 34 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:12,830 Let me get your address. 35 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,590 1977 Thomason Road. 36 00:05:16,770 --> 00:05:21,110 Thomason... Yep, uh -huh. 37 00:05:21,350 --> 00:05:24,710 I got you. I'll send somebody on out there. Thank you. 38 00:05:25,370 --> 00:05:27,050 Yeah, uh -huh. Bye -bye now. 39 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:48,220 Deputy, I hate to bother you on your day off, but we got a call I need you to go 40 00:05:48,220 --> 00:05:49,219 check out. 41 00:05:49,220 --> 00:05:53,020 I need to head out to the dreaded backwoods. 42 00:05:54,380 --> 00:05:55,380 Why? 43 00:05:57,000 --> 00:06:01,720 Believe it or not, there's reports of a giant monster on the loose. 44 00:06:02,760 --> 00:06:05,060 And how do you want me to handle this monster, sir? 45 00:06:05,580 --> 00:06:08,680 Well, first I want you to report back to me. 46 00:06:09,130 --> 00:06:12,870 what you actually find, and then we'll just go from there. 47 00:06:13,570 --> 00:06:14,570 Yes, sir. 48 00:06:14,610 --> 00:06:15,870 Oh, yeah, one more thing. 49 00:06:17,130 --> 00:06:21,170 The rookie, yeah, get a hold of her, take her with you. 50 00:06:22,050 --> 00:06:27,170 I... Yes, you do, because she's close to where you live, and it'll be good 51 00:06:27,170 --> 00:06:28,170 training for her. 52 00:06:29,610 --> 00:06:32,910 Yes, sir. Call, tell her to get ready, and go pick her up. 53 00:06:33,410 --> 00:06:34,410 Yes, sir. 54 00:06:35,150 --> 00:06:38,490 Just get out there and look around, okay? 55 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:40,630 If anyone shows up, run them off. 56 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:44,550 Roger that. I just need to get up, shower, and get dressed, and I'll be on 57 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:45,550 way. 58 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:30,730 Hello, I'm Maria reporting to you from Tabloid World News. 59 00:07:33,150 --> 00:07:38,550 Reporting to you that there have been multiple sightings of a giant wasp, the 60 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:43,130 local sheriff's department has issued a warning to please stay out of the area 61 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:48,030 and do not engage the wasp. If you don't believe us, then take it from one of 62 00:07:48,030 --> 00:07:53,510 our locals who's being interviewed down by the trailer park about her sightings 63 00:07:53,510 --> 00:07:54,510 of the monster. 64 00:07:57,780 --> 00:08:02,980 folks so there i was you know just standing on the corner i've been out 65 00:08:02,980 --> 00:08:09,760 all day you know waiting on some guy to stop just then the car pulled 66 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:16,280 over and i made my way over to the window so there i was just talking and 67 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:22,460 flirting you know trying to make me some money because i got to get me some beer 68 00:08:22,460 --> 00:08:26,040 you know i got because i got to get me some beer 69 00:08:29,710 --> 00:08:30,790 And what do you know? 70 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:35,110 A monster came running out at me. 71 00:08:35,690 --> 00:08:37,350 Came running out at me. 72 00:08:38,610 --> 00:08:45,130 And then that guy, he took off running. He took off like a bat out of hell. 73 00:08:45,750 --> 00:08:49,030 And so, I had to get my ass out of there too. 74 00:08:49,410 --> 00:08:52,010 And it ain't easy running in these hills. 75 00:08:52,510 --> 00:08:53,510 You know. 76 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:56,290 You know. 77 00:08:57,010 --> 00:08:58,130 A prostitute? 78 00:08:58,650 --> 00:09:01,450 A fucking prostitute of all the people? 79 00:09:02,190 --> 00:09:03,530 A prostitute? 80 00:09:04,870 --> 00:09:10,130 This is Maria reporting from TWN, and just remember that if it's unbelievable 81 00:09:10,130 --> 00:09:13,850 like the shit you just saw, you'll hear it from us first. 82 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,520 Damn, I look good. 83 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:27,740 Time to go kick ass. 84 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:33,299 Hey, sis. 85 00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:34,300 Hey, twin. 86 00:10:36,120 --> 00:10:37,120 Bad news. 87 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:39,740 Got called in on my day off. Oh, that sucks. 88 00:10:40,340 --> 00:10:41,340 I'm sorry. 89 00:10:41,420 --> 00:10:43,240 Don't I know it. I was going to help you clean today. 90 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:48,300 Don't you worry about it. I'll get that handled. Thank you. I really appreciate 91 00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,300 it. 92 00:10:50,190 --> 00:10:53,650 Don't even stress it. Don't stress it. I'll start sweeping and mopping and I'll 93 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:54,650 get the clothes ready. 94 00:10:55,710 --> 00:10:56,710 Thank you. 95 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:25,680 Look for the big yellow bug. 96 00:11:35,900 --> 00:11:36,900 Alright. 97 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,380 Let's go see if there's some big ol' wasps in these woods. 98 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,860 I really hope this goes quickly. 99 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,780 Come on, Rookie. 100 00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,000 There we are, Sandy. 101 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:28,280 Beautiful up here. 102 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:29,600 Oh, I love this area. 103 00:12:30,360 --> 00:12:32,080 So, what are we doing again? 104 00:12:32,820 --> 00:12:37,500 I mean, I thought we'd do a little bit of fishing and we got the cabin and have 105 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,860 a little bit of fun after a while. 106 00:12:39,140 --> 00:12:41,220 Hmm, sounds like a good idea. 107 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:44,320 So, do I get to play with your pole later? 108 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,460 Well, yeah. 109 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:50,680 What kind of pole you got? 110 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:55,540 Oh, I got a big 10 -inch fast... action rod. 111 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,620 Sounds like your rod can get the job done. 112 00:13:00,300 --> 00:13:02,920 I mean, I could catch a shark with this rod, baby. 113 00:13:03,260 --> 00:13:08,480 I hope your little rod can do the same later. 114 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,800 I haven't had any complaints yet. 115 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,100 You know what they say. 116 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,740 First time for everything. 117 00:13:14,060 --> 00:13:16,240 Oh, that's kind of cold. 118 00:13:36,970 --> 00:13:37,849 How much we get changed? 119 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:38,850 Oh hell yeah! 120 00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,690 So where do we cast from? 121 00:14:01,730 --> 00:14:04,630 I mean we'll use the little fishing pier down at the end of the pond. 122 00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:45,870 How big were they? 123 00:14:47,370 --> 00:14:49,930 You know all guys lie about that stuff. 124 00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,530 Yes, yes indeed. 125 00:14:51,810 --> 00:14:53,130 The infamous internet edge. 126 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,390 Yes. 127 00:14:54,690 --> 00:14:57,490 So, I assume you're going to use the black pole? 128 00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:58,770 I think I will. 129 00:14:59,090 --> 00:15:01,830 Okay. Let's see if we can't get this thing together. 130 00:15:02,310 --> 00:15:05,770 Need some help managing your pole there? Oh, no. 131 00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:08,430 I'm completely good with my pole. 132 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,170 I've heard that before. 133 00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:12,450 Yeah. 134 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:14,310 Maybe we'll find out later. 135 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:15,930 Is that a promise? 136 00:15:16,190 --> 00:15:17,710 Oh, most definitely. 137 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:25,270 All right, so what about a little bet? 138 00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,450 What kind of bet are you thinking? 139 00:15:27,690 --> 00:15:29,230 I mean, something to do with fishing. 140 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:34,290 Who catches the first fish or biggest fish? 141 00:15:35,390 --> 00:15:36,329 First fish. 142 00:15:36,330 --> 00:15:38,070 Okay. So what's the wager? 143 00:15:39,490 --> 00:15:41,210 I'll have to put a little thought into that. 144 00:15:41,670 --> 00:15:42,670 Okay. 145 00:15:43,020 --> 00:15:44,760 Sounds like fun. You ready? 146 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000 Yeah. 147 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,400 Oh, hey, I got one. 148 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:57,780 Well, look at you. 149 00:15:58,140 --> 00:15:59,620 Oh, crap. 150 00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:00,920 It's a strong one, too. 151 00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:03,260 Nah, it's just because you're weak. Pull on it. 152 00:16:03,980 --> 00:16:05,700 Kiss my ass, Sammy. 153 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,160 Do you want some help? 154 00:16:07,460 --> 00:16:08,740 Yes. All right. 155 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:10,560 Come on. 156 00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:23,920 first time I've heard that either. Yeah, well, God. 157 00:16:24,220 --> 00:16:26,300 Oh, shit, look. 158 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,120 Oh, 159 00:16:28,860 --> 00:16:29,860 you're on your own. 160 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:07,940 I didn't even get my pole wet or nothing. 161 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:09,440 What the fuck? 162 00:17:15,180 --> 00:17:16,180 Jesus. 163 00:17:17,480 --> 00:17:18,819 Ow, that hurt. 164 00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,460 No, I'm too pretty to die. 165 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:49,520 This is ridiculous. 166 00:17:49,800 --> 00:17:51,360 I don't see a damn wasp. 167 00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:52,980 I don't either. 168 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,700 It's the sheriff again. 169 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,000 Hello, Sheriff. 170 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:02,420 Have either one of you seen anything? 171 00:18:03,060 --> 00:18:04,920 No, Sheriff. Unfortunately, we haven't. 172 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:09,340 All right. Well, I don't know. Just keep looking, I guess. 173 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,480 If you see anything, give me a call and let me know. 174 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:14,700 It's a 10 -4, Sheriff. 175 00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:19,709 Alright, Rookie. 176 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:22,530 Guess we're gonna look around some more. 177 00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,430 Do we have to? 178 00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,490 My feet hurt so bad, Deputy. 179 00:18:29,890 --> 00:18:30,890 Suck it up! 180 00:18:33,090 --> 00:18:38,650 It's just really hot out here and all this smoke is gonna mess up my makeup 181 00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:42,190 it probably wouldn't be so hot if you'd stop opening your mouth and running it. 182 00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:44,810 It's too hot. 183 00:18:45,170 --> 00:18:46,170 I gotta... 184 00:18:46,490 --> 00:18:48,450 I gotta, I gotta let the chesticles breathe. 185 00:18:48,650 --> 00:18:49,650 Oh, my God. 186 00:18:50,450 --> 00:18:53,750 You know you want to join me. Come on. No, I'm fine. Thank you. It's hot. 187 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,890 You'll feel so much better. 188 00:18:57,770 --> 00:18:58,770 For a second. 189 00:19:04,150 --> 00:19:05,150 It is a little hot. 190 00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,550 Okay. Yeah, see? 191 00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:10,570 Don't you feel better? 192 00:19:10,930 --> 00:19:11,930 A little. 193 00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:28,309 Hey, Dad. 194 00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:29,149 Hey, dear. 195 00:19:29,150 --> 00:19:30,149 You doing okay? 196 00:19:30,150 --> 00:19:31,029 I'm okay, Dad. 197 00:19:31,030 --> 00:19:32,130 Your dad's pretty hot. 198 00:19:32,610 --> 00:19:33,610 He's my daddy. 199 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:34,670 I'm just saying. 200 00:19:34,730 --> 00:19:35,730 He could be my daddy. 201 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,410 Thank you, ma 'am. You're welcome. 202 00:19:40,770 --> 00:19:41,810 What do you want, Dad? 203 00:19:42,070 --> 00:19:45,810 Well, I want to let you know that there appears to be some kind of giant monster 204 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:46,810 on the loose. 205 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:52,150 Yeah, we've heard of said monster. We're out here looking for it right now. 206 00:19:53,030 --> 00:19:56,330 Yeah, well, it must be true because, as you know, I'm part of the military 207 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:57,329 strike force. 208 00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,169 I know, Dad. 209 00:19:58,170 --> 00:20:01,550 They're getting us together any moment now. It's in a meeting, so I'm guessing 210 00:20:01,550 --> 00:20:02,730 it's all about this monster. 211 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:03,789 Oh, wow. 212 00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:04,790 Be careful, Dad. 213 00:20:05,610 --> 00:20:06,449 I will. 214 00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:07,770 You be careful out there, too. 215 00:20:08,470 --> 00:20:09,269 We will. 216 00:20:09,270 --> 00:20:11,250 And, you know, let me know if you get the monster. 217 00:20:11,470 --> 00:20:15,170 If we see it, we're definitely going to kill it. You think you two can handle 218 00:20:15,170 --> 00:20:17,250 this? I got the best deputy right next to me. 219 00:20:19,070 --> 00:20:22,490 Hey, I'm glad you do, because I don't want anything to happen to my baby girl. 220 00:20:22,990 --> 00:20:24,330 I'll be your baby girl. 221 00:20:25,410 --> 00:20:26,410 Okay, 222 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:30,670 Dad, we gotta go. We gotta go catch this monster, okay? 223 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:31,910 I hope you do. 224 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,109 We will. 225 00:20:33,110 --> 00:20:33,909 Okay, dear. 226 00:20:33,910 --> 00:20:34,910 Be safe, okay? 227 00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:36,390 I will. 228 00:20:37,010 --> 00:20:37,989 Love you. 229 00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:38,990 Love you. 230 00:21:57,409 --> 00:21:59,190 Yeah, perfect spot. 231 00:22:02,650 --> 00:22:06,730 What on earth was that? 232 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,190 Was that an earthquake? 233 00:22:40,670 --> 00:22:45,490 Well, I may not be a good fisherman, but... Gets me away from the wife. 234 00:22:48,370 --> 00:22:50,830 Rather be out here with these damn fish. 235 00:22:51,030 --> 00:22:52,030 At least they don't nag. 236 00:22:52,770 --> 00:22:54,010 Boy, does she nag. 237 00:22:55,170 --> 00:22:56,170 Damn, she nags. 238 00:22:57,710 --> 00:23:00,290 I bet you she's nagging right now. 239 00:23:02,630 --> 00:23:04,210 Oh, well. I'm away from the wife. 240 00:23:04,970 --> 00:23:05,970 Fish. 241 00:23:08,030 --> 00:23:09,030 Love fish. 242 00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:18,970 I have got to call Fred and figure out what is going on. 243 00:23:20,910 --> 00:23:22,330 Son of a bitch. 244 00:23:23,550 --> 00:23:26,850 I can't get away from this woman for five minutes. 245 00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:30,110 What the hell do you want, woman? 246 00:23:31,290 --> 00:23:35,050 Fred, like, the whole house shook and my ass fell on the floor. 247 00:23:35,550 --> 00:23:38,990 Well, of course the house would shake if your big ass hits the floor. 248 00:23:39,450 --> 00:23:40,490 Fred, go to hell. 249 00:23:41,390 --> 00:23:42,750 I just left from home. 250 00:23:43,170 --> 00:23:47,330 Well, fine. When you come home, please stop and get sandwich meat and bread. 251 00:23:47,950 --> 00:23:50,190 Oh, so you're going to finally make that sandwich, huh, woman? 252 00:23:50,710 --> 00:23:52,370 Make your own damn sandwich. 253 00:23:52,810 --> 00:23:56,190 What the hell are you making? I don't know, but you'll eat whatever I make. 254 00:23:56,470 --> 00:23:59,690 Well, I'm trying to figure out whether I should go scavenge for food or not. 255 00:24:00,010 --> 00:24:01,010 Fuck you. 256 00:24:07,790 --> 00:24:08,970 No fish are biting. 257 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:11,330 I don't see no wasps. 258 00:24:12,610 --> 00:24:13,970 I guess I'll head to the store. 259 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:17,610 Lord knows I'm going to hear her damn mouth if I don't. Shit. 260 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:23,430 I guess I'll go check it out myself then. 261 00:25:16,939 --> 00:25:19,540 That was a giant wall. What is going on here? 262 00:25:20,700 --> 00:25:21,880 I gotta get out of here. 263 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:34,640 This is some bullshit. 264 00:27:12,400 --> 00:27:13,400 What the hell is that noise? 265 00:27:16,620 --> 00:27:18,120 How about a life vibrator? 266 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:31,560 What the hell? 267 00:28:09,159 --> 00:28:11,260 I can't stay here all day. 268 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,760 I'm a sitting duck. 269 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,580 I need to make a run for it. 270 00:28:28,490 --> 00:28:33,090 Hey all my wonderful fans, this is Randy from the YouTube channel Killer 271 00:28:33,090 --> 00:28:37,590 Creatures Walk Among Us. And today I'm going to be telling you all about what I 272 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:38,590 heard on the news. 273 00:28:39,930 --> 00:28:45,530 I heard rumor about this Waspzilla, a real human killer. It's already killed 274 00:28:45,530 --> 00:28:47,870 like, I don't know, 12 people so far? 275 00:28:48,330 --> 00:28:50,430 Many of them in these very woods. 276 00:28:51,210 --> 00:28:54,490 So today I'm going to be telling you all about what I've learned. 277 00:28:56,150 --> 00:28:57,150 The locals? 278 00:28:57,740 --> 00:29:00,780 They say that this Waspzilla is like a giant wasp. 279 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:06,660 Nobody knows where it came from, but I'm going to tell you everything that I've 280 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:07,660 learned so far. 281 00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:14,380 The local news, they interviewed this local prostitute, claimed she saw 282 00:29:14,380 --> 00:29:20,500 Waspzilla, but I'm actually here to document the monster and find out if 283 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:21,500 really real. 284 00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,720 Been out here for a while. 285 00:29:26,250 --> 00:29:27,750 I don't really see anything yet. 286 00:29:28,590 --> 00:29:31,230 But I'm going to keep looking. Send out what my fans want. 287 00:29:31,470 --> 00:29:33,910 And they want to see Waspzilla. 288 00:29:35,890 --> 00:29:41,330 Some of the local town folk were telling me a story about how Waspzilla chased 289 00:29:41,330 --> 00:29:43,950 somebody into these woods and killed them. 290 00:29:45,410 --> 00:29:46,530 It's crazy stuff. 291 00:29:49,770 --> 00:29:52,710 I do hear something. 292 00:29:54,170 --> 00:29:55,250 Sounds like... 293 00:29:56,910 --> 00:29:57,910 I don't know. 294 00:29:57,990 --> 00:29:59,450 I get loud B. 295 00:30:05,610 --> 00:30:06,610 Oh my god! 296 00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:10,030 Swazilla! It's coming right for me! 297 00:30:12,490 --> 00:30:14,570 My views are going to go through the roof! 298 00:30:15,690 --> 00:30:16,970 This is not good. 299 00:30:17,710 --> 00:30:19,010 I need to get out of here. 300 00:30:21,050 --> 00:30:22,150 What is that? 301 00:30:22,430 --> 00:30:23,430 What is what? 302 00:30:23,730 --> 00:30:24,730 Run! 303 00:30:27,470 --> 00:30:28,329 Wasilla's coming. 304 00:30:28,330 --> 00:30:31,470 Really? I got video on her. I'd like to see it. 305 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:34,390 Oh, my God. 306 00:30:34,910 --> 00:30:36,410 It is real. It is. 307 00:30:37,090 --> 00:30:38,830 I wonder where he's at. 308 00:30:39,510 --> 00:30:40,530 I don't know. 309 00:30:41,470 --> 00:30:42,650 Wasilla is that way. 310 00:30:43,670 --> 00:30:46,030 But I don't see anything. 311 00:30:46,950 --> 00:30:48,250 Maybe we should go check it out. 312 00:30:48,510 --> 00:30:50,890 You're right. Let's go check it out. You need to get out of these woods. It's 313 00:30:50,890 --> 00:30:52,810 not safe. Trust me. I definitely will. 314 00:30:53,110 --> 00:30:54,110 Thank you. 315 00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:17,340 I gotta call the sheriff really quick. He's gotta know about this. 316 00:31:17,700 --> 00:31:22,700 Okay, well, I gotta piss like a racehorse, so... Okay, well, don't wipe 317 00:31:22,700 --> 00:31:23,700 poison ivy this time. 318 00:31:23,900 --> 00:31:24,960 That shit was itchy. 319 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,240 Yeah. 320 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,620 God damn it. 321 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,240 Go ahead, Deppie. 322 00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,640 Hey, Sheriff. Um, I think we found something. 323 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:43,840 Are you shitting me? 324 00:31:44,719 --> 00:31:46,780 Yes, I'm for real. The wasp is real. 325 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:50,640 I saw it on someone's camera. 326 00:31:52,360 --> 00:31:53,660 Well, video? 327 00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,800 Well, where the hell is it now? 328 00:31:57,620 --> 00:32:00,840 I don't know where the wasp is, and I don't know where the people are that 329 00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:03,260 the camera either. Honestly, there's nothing even really around. 330 00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:09,360 Well, I'll tell you, I just got off the phone with the military, and apparently 331 00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:10,700 they're sending some helicopters. 332 00:32:12,460 --> 00:32:14,420 Helicopters? Yeah, so y 'all... 333 00:32:14,650 --> 00:32:15,690 Y 'all keep your heads down. 334 00:32:16,370 --> 00:32:17,370 Really? 335 00:32:17,650 --> 00:32:22,270 The military should be along, you know, pretty soon. They're heading your 336 00:32:22,270 --> 00:32:23,270 direction. 337 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:28,090 Oh! Oh my god, Sheriff, I hear the helicopters now. We gotta go. I gotta 338 00:32:28,810 --> 00:32:30,250 Yeah, y 'all stay clear now. 339 00:32:30,730 --> 00:32:31,730 That's a 10 -4. 340 00:32:34,410 --> 00:32:36,950 Fucking giant wasps. 341 00:32:39,430 --> 00:32:41,050 Good piss? 342 00:32:41,370 --> 00:32:42,790 Uh -huh. Yeah, helicopters. 343 00:32:43,630 --> 00:32:45,170 I hear them. Why are they here? 344 00:32:45,390 --> 00:32:46,390 I don't know. 345 00:32:46,790 --> 00:32:49,030 But we gotta go. We gotta figure it out. Okay. 346 00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:07,790 Hi, this is Maria, once again reporting to you from Tabloid World News. 347 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,750 There have been multiple... 348 00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:16,620 Multiple reporting by locals of the giant wasp that is still apparently on 349 00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:18,340 loose and killing everyone. 350 00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,420 If you don't believe us, then take it from a local about her sighting of the 351 00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:25,640 monster. Hey there. 352 00:33:27,380 --> 00:33:30,480 Let me tell you what I saw today. 353 00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,500 So there I was. 354 00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:38,540 I was out there and then there was over yonder. 355 00:33:39,340 --> 00:33:46,280 i was just out there walking and drinking my beer well i guess i had 356 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:52,000 too many beers and i had to take a big piss you know 357 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:58,660 so i found me a big old bush and i dropped my drawers 358 00:33:58,660 --> 00:34:05,180 you know and there i was having a leak and then when i get done 359 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:11,780 you know i needed to wipe so i reached over yonder 360 00:34:11,780 --> 00:34:18,300 and because i see me a big leaf i reached for it you know and i looked up 361 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:25,139 and there it was the biggest ugliest thing you ever seen 362 00:34:25,139 --> 00:34:30,580 other than my 5x so you know what i did 363 00:34:30,580 --> 00:34:35,659 i grabbed my drawer i yanked them up 364 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,620 And my ass was running. 365 00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:43,760 And when I say running, I mean my ass was running. 366 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:50,000 What the fuck? That's the same woman from before. 367 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,460 Well, after listening to that shit, I need a beer. 368 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,680 This is Maria, and just remember that if it's completely unbelievable, you'll 369 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:00,700 hear it from us first. 370 00:35:02,340 --> 00:35:03,340 Oh, and... 371 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,240 By the way, the U .S. government is sending in the helicopters to wipe out 372 00:35:07,240 --> 00:35:08,240 wasps. 373 00:37:15,820 --> 00:37:17,800 I gotta call my sister. I gotta see if she's okay. 374 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:19,340 Okay. 375 00:37:27,860 --> 00:37:29,720 I should definitely take that trash out. 376 00:37:48,620 --> 00:37:49,620 Hello, Stephanie? 377 00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:50,899 What's up? 378 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:52,320 Yeah, the wasp is real. 379 00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,400 I know that already, sister. I saw it on Facebook. 380 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:57,520 Yes, and it might be headed your way. 381 00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:59,180 Oh my gosh, really? 382 00:37:59,540 --> 00:38:03,580 Wow, um, I'll keep an eye out. Okay, well, we're about to head out now and 383 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,620 what's going on. We're gonna take this thing down. 384 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:08,160 Alright, well, you have fun with that. 385 00:38:08,420 --> 00:38:11,200 Alright, you need to stay on the lookout, though. Don't go outside and 386 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,680 anything stupid, okay? 387 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,760 Oh, no worries. Sure thing. 388 00:38:15,300 --> 00:38:17,000 Yeah, okay, I love you too. Bye. 389 00:38:17,440 --> 00:38:18,440 Okay. 390 00:38:30,510 --> 00:38:31,308 Forget this. 391 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,450 I'm going to have my sister do it. 392 00:38:34,530 --> 00:38:39,750 I should take the crash out. 393 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,180 I still have so much to do. 394 00:39:36,140 --> 00:39:37,720 I think I'll put on some music to help. 395 00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,240 It's so hot in here. 396 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,880 I need a little help. 397 00:40:31,220 --> 00:40:36,440 Let's call your name, your life, your number Let's call your name, your life, 398 00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:38,760 your fever Let's call your name 399 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,260 What the hell was that? 400 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:16,900 I hurt my 401 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:17,900 foot on that bed. 402 00:41:25,540 --> 00:41:32,520 What in the hell was she 403 00:41:32,520 --> 00:41:33,520 talking about? 404 00:41:58,540 --> 00:42:00,020 We have to go check on my sister now. Okay. 405 00:42:35,240 --> 00:42:36,240 I don't see anything. 406 00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,180 I don't either. 407 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:40,440 Where's your sister? 408 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,480 I don't know. I didn't see her when we walked in. And I don't see her in here. 409 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:45,680 No. 410 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:47,480 Let's go check outside. 411 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:49,100 Okay. 412 00:43:04,470 --> 00:43:05,470 Y 'all hear anything? 413 00:43:09,430 --> 00:43:10,730 Why do I even bother? 414 00:43:22,250 --> 00:43:23,250 It's crazy. 415 00:43:24,270 --> 00:43:26,490 It's almost like they're asking something. 416 00:43:28,150 --> 00:43:29,150 I hear y 'all talking. 417 00:43:52,940 --> 00:43:55,400 Keep your eyes peeled. You got it. 418 00:43:57,260 --> 00:43:58,920 I know you're in here somewhere. 419 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:05,600 There he is, right there! 420 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:08,120 Let's get him! I got your ass now! 421 00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,420 Get him! 422 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,920 Hold it right there, you ugly motherfucker! 423 00:44:14,980 --> 00:44:17,700 You killed my sister, and now you're gonna pay! 424 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,140 You've been warned. 425 00:44:23,150 --> 00:44:23,988 Shut him up, rookie! 426 00:44:23,990 --> 00:44:24,990 You got it! 427 00:44:39,070 --> 00:44:40,310 I think we got him. 428 00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:42,090 I think we got him. 429 00:44:48,870 --> 00:44:49,729 That's right. 430 00:44:49,730 --> 00:44:50,830 We warned you. 431 00:44:51,190 --> 00:44:52,190 You were warned. 432 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,600 Hell yeah! 433 00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:58,880 Alright, we should call the sh - Oh my god! 434 00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:37,320 Giant wasp that is still apparently on the loose and killing everyone. 435 00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:38,960 What? That's bullshit. 436 00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,260 Boy, they'll say anything for a rating. 437 00:45:44,700 --> 00:45:48,240 Well, wasp or no wasp, I gotta get this pool cleaned. 438 00:46:40,890 --> 00:46:43,510 Jane, oh Jane, where you at? 439 00:46:51,590 --> 00:46:52,590 Hey, Jack. 440 00:46:52,750 --> 00:46:54,430 Hey, I'm going to get started cleaning this pool. 441 00:46:54,970 --> 00:46:56,810 Make sure you clean it good this time, April. 442 00:46:57,210 --> 00:46:58,210 I will, Jane. 443 00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,050 Hey, where's Sean? 444 00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,230 This badass is in the crapper again. 445 00:47:02,670 --> 00:47:04,090 All the tacos he's been eating. 446 00:47:05,070 --> 00:47:09,590 Let me tell you, he stunk up this room so bad last night. 447 00:47:10,570 --> 00:47:12,010 Hey, I can hear you, Jane. 448 00:47:12,770 --> 00:47:14,970 I hope you can, you nasty bastard. 449 00:47:16,210 --> 00:47:19,530 Well, I'm out of here. I'll be outside if you need anything. 450 00:47:19,890 --> 00:47:20,890 Sure thing. 451 00:47:25,690 --> 00:47:29,350 Would you hurry up? I need in here before I go ride my Harley. 452 00:47:29,610 --> 00:47:30,830 I got something you can ride. 453 00:47:31,530 --> 00:47:38,190 No. I like something more big and powerful, you know, between my legs. 454 00:47:39,210 --> 00:47:41,010 I just think Marvin and you wouldn't feel it. 455 00:47:42,310 --> 00:47:43,310 Fuck you. 456 00:47:48,530 --> 00:47:50,270 What a good day to clean the pool. 457 00:47:52,130 --> 00:47:53,130 Oh, damn. 458 00:47:53,910 --> 00:47:56,630 Looks like it's going to need a lot more cleaning than what I thought. 459 00:47:57,610 --> 00:47:58,650 When I uncover it. 460 00:48:01,250 --> 00:48:03,690 Well, I guess I'll go to the garage and see if I can find the pole. 461 00:48:21,870 --> 00:48:22,870 What is that sound? 462 00:48:26,390 --> 00:48:27,390 Oh well. 463 00:48:41,070 --> 00:48:43,210 Oh my God, I guess the news was right for once. 464 00:48:51,080 --> 00:48:52,260 Got to warn Jane about this. 465 00:49:03,200 --> 00:49:05,660 There's got to be something I can do to get the hell out of here. 466 00:49:24,780 --> 00:49:25,820 I guess the thing's gone. 467 00:49:38,420 --> 00:49:39,980 I've got to go tell Jane about this. 468 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:46,300 I've got to get back and warn Jane about this. 469 00:49:58,320 --> 00:49:59,480 Maybe we should go check it out? 470 00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:00,720 I guess you're right. 471 00:50:01,060 --> 00:50:04,180 It might be April out there fucking something up again. 472 00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:05,780 Sounds like her. 473 00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:16,380 I don't know what color that thing is. 474 00:50:17,180 --> 00:50:20,440 I don't know, but I want to know where April is. She's supposed to have been 475 00:50:20,440 --> 00:50:21,440 cleaning the pool area. 476 00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,640 Who the hell knows? 477 00:50:22,700 --> 00:50:23,700 What is that? 478 00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:25,520 It looks like a giant wasp. 479 00:50:26,140 --> 00:50:27,220 It doesn't get that big. 480 00:50:27,900 --> 00:50:29,240 See, it's getting closer. 481 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,300 Oh, shit, you were right. 482 00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:38,840 Told you so! 483 00:50:39,180 --> 00:50:41,020 Maybe if that ass better run. Fuck you, John! 484 00:50:45,600 --> 00:50:47,800 What the 485 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:53,640 hell am I gonna do? 486 00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:10,900 Well here we go again. 487 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:33,320 You missed asshole. 488 00:52:00,170 --> 00:52:01,610 I got something for you. 489 00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:35,300 Come get some of this! 490 00:52:45,320 --> 00:52:46,560 Damn it, I'm out of bullets! 491 00:53:06,830 --> 00:53:13,450 Alexia Miller Juan 492 00:53:13,450 --> 00:53:14,810 Montoya 493 00:53:14,810 --> 00:53:21,930 Jacques 494 00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:28,850 Torres Marshall 495 00:53:28,850 --> 00:53:29,850 Harris 496 00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:37,200 Pooh -poh -dah. 497 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:41,160 Jesus. 498 00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:47,558 Sheriff's Department. 499 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,060 What? Yes, this is Dr. 500 00:53:50,260 --> 00:53:51,460 Ward. I'm an apiarist. 501 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,280 Hello, Doctor. What can I do for you? 502 00:53:56,140 --> 00:53:57,460 I'm sorry, you're a what? 503 00:53:58,260 --> 00:54:02,280 Well, I'm an apiarist, or a more technical term is a melatologist. 504 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:04,200 Oh, okay. 505 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,380 I see. I don't have any idea what either one of those things are. 506 00:54:08,660 --> 00:54:15,240 Well, an apiarist or a melatologist is someone who studies bees and bee 507 00:54:15,240 --> 00:54:16,240 biology. 508 00:54:16,560 --> 00:54:18,320 Okay, you could have opened with that. 509 00:54:18,820 --> 00:54:21,320 What can I do for you, Doc? 510 00:54:21,660 --> 00:54:26,180 Well, I saw on the news that there is a giant wasp loose. 511 00:54:26,540 --> 00:54:28,500 Yeah, yeah, you could say that. 512 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,060 Well, I can help with that. 513 00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:31,260 Really now? 514 00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,600 And how could you help? 515 00:54:33,850 --> 00:54:39,570 with a waspzilla is what they're calling them well i do have a lot of experience 516 00:54:39,570 --> 00:54:46,410 dealing with killer bees you don't say yeah sir well mainly i've dealt with 517 00:54:46,410 --> 00:54:52,430 murder hornet okay really that's simple huh well i'll tell you there really 518 00:54:52,430 --> 00:54:57,280 wasn't that much to them Well, now, how'd that work with the murder hornets? 519 00:54:57,340 --> 00:55:03,500 not at all. I mean, it was more of a joke to everyone. I mean, about how bad 520 00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,720 ineffective they were. 521 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:07,900 Yeah. Yeah, I reckon it does. 522 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:14,840 Well, I know that Watchzilla is bigger and better in every possible way 523 00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:16,480 than the murder hornets. 524 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:22,160 But, to be honest, the way to kill Watchzilla is just to shoot a stinger 525 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:26,800 Okay, Doc. Well, thanks for everything. Thanks for your help. Appreciate your 526 00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:29,140 advice. Thanks for calling. Bye -bye now. Bye. 527 00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:31,680 Deputy. 528 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:33,220 Deputy. 529 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:34,560 Wake up. 530 00:55:43,840 --> 00:55:46,040 Where's the monster? The monster's gone. 531 00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:48,840 Fuck. 532 00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:51,600 The sheriff is not going to be happy about this. 533 00:55:54,060 --> 00:55:56,320 Speaking of, it's not going to be good. 534 00:55:57,420 --> 00:55:59,180 Come on, Debbie. Answer the phone. 535 00:56:00,320 --> 00:56:01,320 Hello, Sheriff. 536 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:03,080 What's the report on the Wasp? 537 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,240 Sheriff, we lost it. 538 00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,740 The hell you mean you lost him? 539 00:56:11,060 --> 00:56:14,700 It just happened. We just lost it. It's really not good. 540 00:56:15,060 --> 00:56:18,840 Well, the military's sending in tanks now. 541 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,560 Tanks? Yeah, tanks. 542 00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,120 So... 543 00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,360 Get ready. 544 00:56:25,580 --> 00:56:26,580 I don't know. 545 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,600 10 -4. 546 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,260 God. 547 00:56:31,100 --> 00:56:32,100 All right. 548 00:56:33,880 --> 00:56:39,220 All right. 549 00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:42,240 Fucking tanks. 550 00:56:44,900 --> 00:56:47,680 I'm not going to end well. I don't think so either. 551 00:56:54,030 --> 00:56:54,908 Oh, God. 552 00:56:54,910 --> 00:56:55,950 What? What is it? 553 00:56:56,470 --> 00:56:57,470 Look. 554 00:56:58,230 --> 00:56:59,230 Oh. 555 00:56:59,850 --> 00:57:02,550 Oh, my God. That's absolutely disgusting. 556 00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:05,210 Ugh. 557 00:57:05,830 --> 00:57:06,830 Ugh. What? 558 00:57:07,310 --> 00:57:08,310 Do you hear that? 559 00:57:08,710 --> 00:57:09,710 What? 560 00:57:09,930 --> 00:57:11,830 Do you hear that? That ringing. 561 00:57:12,830 --> 00:57:14,130 Maybe we should follow it. 562 00:57:14,490 --> 00:57:15,530 That's such a good idea. 563 00:57:16,330 --> 00:57:18,550 I like coming over. 564 00:57:19,090 --> 00:57:20,090 Hey. 565 00:57:27,930 --> 00:57:34,110 i heard that there was a big ass wasp out here so i'm here to find it let's 566 00:57:34,110 --> 00:57:35,110 here 567 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,000 Uh -uh. What is that noise? 568 00:58:22,040 --> 00:58:23,040 Oh. 569 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:26,020 Oh, my God. 570 00:58:26,600 --> 00:58:28,080 That lobster's claimed another. 571 00:58:28,840 --> 00:58:31,460 We're seriously in over our heads. 572 00:58:45,710 --> 00:58:50,010 Hello, this is Maria reporting to you once again from Tabloid World News. 573 00:58:50,010 --> 00:58:56,190 have been even more multiple sightings of the giant wasp that we are now 574 00:58:56,190 --> 00:58:57,190 Waspvilla. 575 00:59:00,470 --> 00:59:05,490 Stay the hell out of the area. This town is full of morons. And if you don't 576 00:59:05,490 --> 00:59:07,970 believe me, here's another jackass. 577 00:59:19,720 --> 00:59:20,720 Hey there, folks. 578 00:59:21,540 --> 00:59:22,700 It's me again. 579 00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:25,960 Y 'all won't believe what happened to me this time. 580 00:59:27,520 --> 00:59:30,420 You know me, a working girl, right? 581 00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:37,160 Well, I was out in them there woods earlier with this guy. 582 00:59:37,680 --> 00:59:40,320 He paid me a twenty for a quickie. 583 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:46,620 So there I was, on all fours, having to act like I enjoyed it. 584 00:59:48,750 --> 00:59:49,750 Cause you know what? 585 00:59:50,090 --> 00:59:51,690 He's just not that big. 586 00:59:51,970 --> 00:59:54,730 But that's just between you and me. You hear? 587 00:59:55,810 --> 00:59:57,470 And there he was though. 588 00:59:57,750 --> 00:59:59,450 He was just a -banging away. 589 01:00:01,550 --> 01:00:04,230 And then I heard it. That loud sound. 590 01:00:05,790 --> 01:00:07,970 So I looked up over yonder. 591 01:00:08,170 --> 01:00:09,570 And there it was. 592 01:00:09,870 --> 01:00:11,910 That big old monster again. 593 01:00:12,870 --> 01:00:14,170 Cause I tell you what. 594 01:00:14,430 --> 01:00:16,230 He must have a thing for me. 595 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:19,480 Because that's like the third time I be seeing him. 596 01:00:21,060 --> 01:00:26,380 But that guy, he just got his ass up and ran out of here. 597 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:31,900 Left me on all fours with my ass up in the air. 598 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:36,380 So I just got up and I ran my own ass out of there. 599 01:00:40,420 --> 01:00:42,960 For fuck's sake, that's the same woman. 600 01:00:43,550 --> 01:00:46,870 You couldn't find anyone else to interview for a third time? 601 01:00:48,130 --> 01:00:52,310 For the life of me, I can't understand. My God, just... You know what? 602 01:00:52,690 --> 01:00:53,690 I'm done. 603 01:00:53,810 --> 01:00:54,810 I'm done. 604 01:00:55,290 --> 01:00:59,590 This is Maria with Tabloid World News. 605 01:00:59,850 --> 01:01:06,030 And if you think it's unbelievable and or just fucking stupid, 606 01:01:06,450 --> 01:01:08,030 you'll hear it from us first. 607 01:02:21,100 --> 01:02:22,100 Where the hell have y 'all been? 608 01:02:22,620 --> 01:02:23,620 Oh, my God. 609 01:02:23,820 --> 01:02:27,740 It's... It's... Damn, Deputy, spit it out. It's Wasilla. 610 01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:30,480 Holy shit. 611 01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:32,180 No shit. 612 01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,640 You don't say. I do say. 613 01:02:35,860 --> 01:02:37,060 What are we going to do, Sarah? 614 01:02:52,140 --> 01:02:53,400 I got some left. Oh, my God. 615 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:25,999 Killed Waspzilla. 616 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:27,000 He did do it. 617 01:03:27,300 --> 01:03:28,960 Oh, shit. He don't look that mean. 618 01:03:29,200 --> 01:03:31,940 The hell he doesn't? He's fucking mean, dude. 619 01:04:06,730 --> 01:04:07,730 Help me, Deputy! 620 01:04:14,990 --> 01:04:20,030 I said help me, not shoot me! 621 01:04:42,250 --> 01:04:44,990 Yeah? Well, help yourself then. Stop, motherfucker! 622 01:04:47,710 --> 01:04:48,710 Fine! 623 01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:09,070 Got an idea. 624 01:05:09,410 --> 01:05:10,410 Grab a stick. 625 01:05:14,810 --> 01:05:17,430 Okay. Um, yeah. Let's go. Come on, rookie. 626 01:05:23,930 --> 01:05:25,790 You're about as useful as the sheriff. 627 01:05:26,050 --> 01:05:27,350 Hey, I can hear you. 628 01:05:28,230 --> 01:05:31,890 Damn, let you do all the dirty work, design your own damn uniform. That's how 629 01:05:31,890 --> 01:05:32,890 you treat me. 630 01:05:52,810 --> 01:05:53,810 Good job, girls. 631 01:05:55,390 --> 01:05:58,850 Team Sheriff's Office. Good job. Good girl. Good girl. 632 01:06:00,450 --> 01:06:02,370 All right. Let's get this monster in the ground. 633 01:06:02,670 --> 01:06:05,370 Yeah. You grab one wing. 634 01:06:06,070 --> 01:06:08,570 I'll grab the other. Sounds good. Y 'all go do the thing. 635 01:06:09,010 --> 01:06:10,010 Okay. 636 01:06:10,790 --> 01:06:12,890 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. It's moving. 637 01:06:13,170 --> 01:06:14,170 It's moving. 638 01:06:14,330 --> 01:06:15,330 Oh, shit. 639 01:06:15,450 --> 01:06:17,610 Oh, shit. It's moving. Oh, shit. 640 01:06:38,380 --> 01:06:39,380 The sheriff is gone. 641 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,620 What do you mean he's gone? 642 01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:41,840 I mean he's dead. 643 01:06:41,920 --> 01:06:43,440 Oh my god, how? 644 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:45,140 Zilla is how. He exploded. 645 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:46,820 You're the sheriff now. What? 646 01:06:47,880 --> 01:06:49,060 I'm not ready for that. 647 01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:51,780 Well, you're next in line, so you're the sheriff now. 648 01:06:52,940 --> 01:06:53,859 Yes, deputy. 649 01:06:53,860 --> 01:06:57,040 Listen, I called to tell you that the military is sending a strike force. 650 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,620 Get out of the area right now. Strike force? 651 01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,180 Yeah, get out of there now. 652 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:03,500 Alright, understood. 653 01:07:03,960 --> 01:07:06,740 Let us know if there's anything else you need from us. We'll let you know. 654 01:07:07,530 --> 01:07:09,830 Right now, nothing, though, honestly. We're going to head out. 655 01:07:12,430 --> 01:07:13,430 Let's get out of here, rookie. 656 01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:14,950 All right. This is Eagle One. 657 01:07:29,610 --> 01:07:31,030 All fighters report in. 658 01:07:31,830 --> 01:07:33,210 Eagle Two standing by. 659 01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,990 Eagle Three, stand by. 660 01:07:37,930 --> 01:07:39,190 Eagle 4 standing by. 661 01:07:44,790 --> 01:07:48,370 Get in formation, Eagles. Our target is dead ahead. 662 01:07:53,770 --> 01:07:55,370 I copy, Eagle 4. 663 01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:58,730 I'm in position. I'm going to cut across the target and open fire. 664 01:08:56,109 --> 01:08:58,770 And maybe this Waspzilla will follow us. 665 01:09:14,170 --> 01:09:16,370 Look at the size of that monster. 666 01:09:16,670 --> 01:09:17,810 Stay focused, Eagle 3. 667 01:09:18,649 --> 01:09:19,870 Oh, shit! 668 01:09:20,189 --> 01:09:21,290 This is not good! 669 01:09:21,710 --> 01:09:22,930 He'll get the monster. 670 01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,180 Stay focused and accelerate to attack speed. 671 01:09:45,700 --> 01:09:46,700 Lock and load. 672 01:09:46,880 --> 01:09:48,399 It's time to rock and roll. 673 01:10:01,260 --> 01:10:03,840 Shit, it's a force field. Pull up, pull up. 674 01:10:26,760 --> 01:10:30,120 Watch it, Eagle 2. Watch what Zilla is right behind you. I can't shake it. 675 01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:36,040 I'm coming to you, Eagle 2. 676 01:10:38,740 --> 01:10:40,200 Where are you at, Eagle 3? 677 01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:45,940 I see what Zilla now. 678 01:10:56,780 --> 01:10:57,900 Good shot, Eagle 3. 679 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:00,000 But Waspzilla is not dead yet. 680 01:11:01,100 --> 01:11:02,220 I don't see anything. 681 01:11:03,440 --> 01:11:04,520 Check your visual scanning. 682 01:11:04,920 --> 01:11:06,320 I still don't see anything. 683 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,680 Coming in behind you, Eagle 2. 684 01:11:09,440 --> 01:11:11,060 Above you, to the left. 685 01:11:11,540 --> 01:11:12,540 I see him. 686 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:14,140 I'm down, Eagle 2. 687 01:11:15,060 --> 01:11:16,060 I've been hit. 688 01:11:21,320 --> 01:11:22,980 God, yes! That's my dad! 689 01:11:23,400 --> 01:11:24,480 Oh my god! 690 01:11:25,550 --> 01:11:27,570 He's going to get him for sure. I know it. 691 01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:29,530 He's all that's left. 692 01:11:29,770 --> 01:11:33,230 Oh, God. Come on, Daddy. You've got this. You can do it. Come on. Take him 693 01:11:41,150 --> 01:11:45,250 Basic maneuvers. Basic maneuvers. All right, Waspzilla's coming toward us. 694 01:11:45,250 --> 01:11:46,330 fire. Now. Now. 695 01:11:52,650 --> 01:11:55,330 Eagle 3, circle around and... Fire from behind. 696 01:11:55,550 --> 01:11:56,550 On your mark. 697 01:11:58,010 --> 01:11:59,010 Watch yourself. 698 01:12:04,830 --> 01:12:05,830 Injecting E3. 699 01:12:20,410 --> 01:12:21,970 Looks like I'm going to have to... 700 01:12:45,540 --> 01:12:46,540 No! 701 01:12:47,140 --> 01:12:48,300 Wasilla's gone! 702 01:12:48,580 --> 01:12:49,580 That was my dad! 703 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:56,740 Oh shit! 704 01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:58,980 You son of a bitch! 705 01:13:35,580 --> 01:13:36,580 I've got an idea. 706 01:13:36,740 --> 01:13:38,440 I've got an idea. Follow me. Let's go. Come on. 707 01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,800 No more girly shit. 708 01:13:51,140 --> 01:13:52,800 Time to Rambo up on this motherfucker. 709 01:13:53,040 --> 01:13:55,880 I like the sound of that. Hell yeah. Let's see if this monster likes what 710 01:13:55,880 --> 01:13:56,880 got for him. 711 01:15:49,290 --> 01:15:50,290 See you, baby.